
Now 80 percent of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of forty-plus, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some twenty-two-year-old waitress.įor all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free,” here’s an update for you. Yes, we praise women over forty for a multitude of reasons. They’ll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over forty is far sexier than her younger counterpart. They always know.Ī woman over forty looks good wearing bright red lipstick. I dont like food thats too carefully arranged it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over forty.

Women over forty couldn’t care less if you’re attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won’t betray her. If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn’t trust the guy with other women. Motivational Andy Rooney Quotes:-Andy Rooney (Janu November 4, 2011) was an American radio and television writer. They know what it’s like to be unappreciated.Ī woman over forty has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Few women past the age of forty give a hoot what you might think about her or what she’s doing. And, it’s usually something more interesting.Ī woman over forty knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Once you pass forty, a dime isn't worth bending over to pick up if you drop one. In New York, there's a Dime Savings Bank. If a woman over forty doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it. 3 About 4 See also 5 External links Quotes edit Arranged in ascending chronological order Some banks get stuck with a name that sounded good a hundred years ago when they were founded but sounds kind of silly now.

Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over forty will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?” She doesn’t care what you think. “As I grow in age, I value women who are over forty most of all.
